The Kickfather Shirt

Every time I wear this shirt, people wanna be my friend. People cannot stop staring at it. If my head weren't so big, I'd probly feel uncomfortable. If you want a shirt like this, just lemme know. If you're not by me, I can ship it to you. The shirt costs 20 bucks, but if you make me laugh, you only gotta pay 18. It pays to be funny. Wait, it saves money to be funny?

Rainbow shoes

I got these shoes. They're great. Not only do they make me walk cooler, joke better, and spit game more smoothly, but they're three different colors...all at once. In my room, they're grey. In the sun, they're turquoise. In class, they're blue with a little funk. I love a little funk.

Kicks so fresh

So I got a mini fridge. Keeps my kicks fresh. Keeps my kicks lightweight. See what I did there? Now I don't gotta walk up the 14 stairs to get to one of the two fridges up there. Im livin the dream. I love my mini fridge. What? It's just a mini fridge. Settle down. I'm not in love. But I gotta start somewhere.