I shoes the right

My Cory Matthews shoes

Cory Matthews didn't have a mini fridge.

Cory Matthews' Shoe Game

I bought all the seasons of Boy Meets World. I used to be all about Topanga, but now I realize that she's got nothin on Kelly Kapowski. In the first season of BMW, Cory is sportin the Jordan 8s. Bugs Bunny edition. Like whoa. No wonder he got his own tv show. With shoes like that, only thing stoppin him is him. 

"You're right, Mr Feeny. I AM going places."

"Sup Dad. I'm just kickin it with Mr. Feeny."

"You know, Shawn? I kinda feel like Superman in these shoes."

"Don't worry, Mr. Feeny. One day people all over will know your name. Just like me."

"Dang, Topanga. How people gonna see my shoes if your hair is in the way?"

"Wait. Hold up. I know these shoes are the business, but no way they can save a guy wearing that outfit."

"I didn't read the chapter, but I can come up with a good lesson anyway."

"That's right Eric, I'll teach you just like I taught Tiger all he knows." Wait. What?

"That's right. Awkwardly worship me."

"Air Jordan? Shoot. Air Cory Matthews."

"Best view in the house. Good lookin out, Topanga."

"Listen, Minkus. I know you're smart n all n you'll probably be the next Alvin Einstien, but shoot, check my footwork. Bet you can't do it like me."

"Watch. I'm bout to hit that cat daddy."

"Yeh, Shawn. How could she NOT wanna marry me?"

 

"Chillin."

"I'm Cory Matthews. I jump on my couch."

"I don't even need to see."

"Do the stanky leg"

Running shoes

Got some running shoes. I use them when I go running. Cuz that's what they're for. Not for walking to your next class. That's what Jordans are for. These shoes do not help me spit game better. Although I did name em "the hot mamas". Huh.

The Kickfather Shirt

Every time I wear this shirt, people wanna be my friend. People cannot stop staring at it. If my head weren't so big, I'd probly feel uncomfortable. If you want a shirt like this, just lemme know. If you're not by me, I can ship it to you. The shirt costs 20 bucks, but if you make me laugh, you only gotta pay 18. It pays to be funny. Wait, it saves money to be funny?

Rainbow shoes

I got these shoes. They're great. Not only do they make me walk cooler, joke better, and spit game more smoothly, but they're three different colors...all at once. In my room, they're grey. In the sun, they're turquoise. In class, they're blue with a little funk. I love a little funk.

Kicks so fresh

So I got a mini fridge. Keeps my kicks fresh. Keeps my kicks lightweight. See what I did there? Now I don't gotta walk up the 14 stairs to get to one of the two fridges up there. Im livin the dream. I love my mini fridge. What? It's just a mini fridge. Settle down. I'm not in love. But I gotta start somewhere.